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Working as a flight attendant, I love most aspects of my job. I like to share my ups and downs, inside stories, jokes, adventurous experiences and of course, cabin gossips with people who are curious about the airline industry. Check out my blog often!

Archive for the ‘Airline Jokes’ Category

“Hill Force One”

A HILLarious onboard announcement made by presidential candidate of the U.S. Hillary Clinton.  The pre-written script assimilates a PA announcement that is made after take-off on a charter jet with an added sense of humour,  The passengers, being the press mostly, were told to keep their seat belts fastened because, “I have learned lately that things can get awfully bumpy.” The part I like the most is the following, “in the event of an unexpected drop in the poll numbers, the plane would be diverted to New Hampshire.”


The jet departed on the 16th of January.  I take no political stance in the election, just found this funny and worth sharing.

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